My Name is Mary, M-A-R-Y

While the above clip is HILARIOUS and sad, it sheds light on a brand new addiction that I have picked up: Intervention on YouTube. It's the tops! Not only am I led to other Interventions through the Intervention clips that I am watching, but I can also skip ahead to the "what went wrong" part and the ending! Forget everything in between I want immediate sobering results! I recommend watching the above episode in its entirety (on YouTube) if you are ever feeling like going on a bender. It will make you stray far away from putting harmful chemicals into your body...it worked for me! Forget MADE and True Life- I have graduated to a much more hardcore life of watching meth addicted alcoholics! Goodmorning!

As of yet, my insatiable need for YouTube Intervention has led me to one question: Do I need an Intervention for watching too much Intervention? If I come home one day and Candy Finnigan is in my room along with all of my loved ones, I am going to be very upset. You are all "JELIS H8RS" (Michael K, Dlisted 2008) is what I would say. Does blogging demand APA format?



Whooozegottafoneikenyoooze? I'd like to introduce you to Cristy, whose resume includes a 10 year meth addiction. The naked fight interaction bears a striking resemblence to how I start my morning when my mom wakes me up, much like a feral cat. My favorite part is when she turns the music on! It sounds like a some kind of primitive, infant beat boxing housed in a karaoke machine. Get it! Later on, she requests for "music up in this mother" AT HER INTERVENTION! Get this girl a recording contract!



Sorry. One more! Skip to minute 1:41...you won't be disappointed. Another question came up while watching the same endings of Intervention, should the addict choose to go to rehab: what are the people's reaction on the plane when they see the Allisons, Cristys, and Jills with a camera crew following them? "I can't read my People magazine with this writhing drug addict next to me!" "I've lost my appetite."

Editors Note: I know that drug addiction is not funny and is a scary thing, but it's not happening to me or anyone I love!